One morning last week I was very tired because I stayed up too late the night before.
I guess he misheard me.
While I didn’t write a book last week, I DID write one. Um, all of last year.
Marriage: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures! Which comes out December 30th, 2014.
Only 8 weeks away, wow.
Did you notice how it comes out five days after Christmas? I hear this is the worst possible time for a book to come out. Too late for it to arrive for Christmas/Hannukah yet it falls in the wake of the holiday blitz.
Apparently, people say that this is the week that books release to die.
So. That’s good news.
To combat the odd timing, if you pre-order TODAY through November 17th you will receive a signed bookplate by Christmas. This way you have something tangible to give (or get, if you are giving it to yourself which is a practice I highly recommend) and the book will arrive shortly after the holidays. Which is precisely when you’ll have time to cozy up with it and enjoy it anyway.
This is what the bookplates look like:
A signed bookplate sticker that you can stick in the front cover of your book. Or you can stick it wherever you want, really.
How it works…
#1. Preorder today through November 17th, 2014 from the following (logos will take you right to the book)…
#2. Then fill out this form.
Offer valid for US & Canada addresses (excl. Quebec). Limited quantities.
Then you will receive a handy dandy, signed bookplate sticker in the mail in time for the holidays!
For a bit more about the book, I made a page for it. The book feels special already.