Crappy Boy is pooping on the toilet.
At the same time, Crappy Baby says he needs to pee. When a child is new to potty training you have do something. Immediately. You can’t say, “Okay, just hold it. The toilet is occupied.” I mean, you can. But it is risky.
We do have a little potty chair. But first of all, Crappy Baby prefers to go on the big one. Second of all, we left it in the car.
Only one toilet. Two kids who need it.
Crappy Papa thinks fast. The tub! He can just pee down the tub drain.
He lowers him into the tub and then he sits on the ledge.
Crappy Baby grasps onto the water spout and does a squat, trying to position his little butt directly over the drain hole.
It looks uncomfortable so Crappy Papa says:
He explains that he can stand and point his penis at the drain.
But Crappy Baby doesn’t adjust his position.
Crappy Boy asks about poop.
And Crappy Boy is right!