Marriage: Sex When I Have A Cold

A few weeks back I had a cold. I was completely congested and stuffed up and…yuck.

This is an actual conversation after Crappy Husband did the nudge, nudge, wink, wink thing at me in the kitchen when I was getting more tissues for my nose.

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Nice.

 

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That little tidbit is not in my soon-to-be-released marriage book.

However, there IS an entire sex chapter devoted to um, our sex life. (There’s even this one detail that my editor wanted me to take out because she thought it was too gross but I asked a few friends and they all laughed until they got tears in their eyes so I figured I had better leave it in.) 

You can pre-order it now through November 17th, 2014 and get a hand-signed bookplate that will arrive before the holidays. Book comes out December 30th, 2014. There is a little more about the book on this page.

How it works…

#1. Preorder today through November 17th, 2014 from the following (logos will take you right to the book)

Amazonlogo      BarnesNoble_logo

bam     Indigo

    Available_on_the_iBookstore_Badge_US-UK_146x40_0824         google-play                 

Target         

 

#2. Then fill out this form.

Offer valid for US & Canada addresses (excl. Quebec). Limited quantities. 

Then you will receive a handy dandy, signed bookplate sticker in the mail in time for the holidays!

Thank you!!

 

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PS – although not eligible for the bookplate, the book is on AmazonUK and also on Book Depository, which offers free shipping worldwide for those of you in far off corners of the world. Thank you!!

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Hey, I Wrote A Marriage Book

One morning last week I was very tired because I stayed up too late the night before.

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I guess he misheard me.

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While I didn’t write a book last week, I DID write one. Um, all of last year.

Announcing…

Marriage: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures! Which comes out December 30th, 2014.

Only 8 weeks away, wow.

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Did you notice how it comes out five days after Christmas? I hear this is the worst possible time for a book to come out. Too late for it to arrive for Christmas/Hannukah yet it falls in the wake of the holiday blitz.

Apparently, people say that this is the week that books release to die.

So. That’s good news.

To combat the odd timing, if you pre-order TODAY through November 17th you will receive a signed bookplate by Christmas. This way you have something tangible to give (or get, if you are giving it to yourself which is a practice I highly recommend) and the book will arrive shortly after the holidays. Which is precisely when you’ll have time to cozy up with it and enjoy it anyway.

This is what the bookplates look like:

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A signed bookplate sticker that you can stick in the front cover of your book. Or you can stick it wherever you want, really.

How it works…

#1. Preorder today through November 17th, 2014 from the following (logos will take you right to the book)

Amazonlogo      BarnesNoble_logo

bam     Indigo

    Available_on_the_iBookstore_Badge_US-UK_146x40_0824         google-play                 

Target         

 

#2. Then fill out this form.

Offer valid for US & Canada addresses (excl. Quebec). Limited quantities. 

Then you will receive a handy dandy, signed bookplate sticker in the mail in time for the holidays!

Thank you!!

 

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For a bit more about the book, I made a page for it. The book feels special already.

PS – although not eligible for the bookplate, the book is on AmazonUK and also on Book Depository, which offers free shipping worldwide for those of you in far off corners of the world. Thank you!!

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