Taking Out the Trash

Why? Why does Crappy Husband always do this?

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My second book, Marriage: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures, comes out in 12 days.

Pre-order the book from the following (or wherever books are sold)…

 

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Non-Crappy Holiday Giveaway

The holidays are coming! Let’s all panic and stuff.

You might think I’d be writing a bunch of holiday themed posts right about now, but instead, I’ll link to some of the ones I already wrote.

Because I’m lazy.

Toy Wish Lists Through The Ages

Teaching the Art of Accepting Crappy Gifts

Thank You For the Fisher-Price Dog, No Really

Watching Rudolph

Holiday Photo Cards

Wish Lists

And actually, I have something better than a post lined up today. A giveaway. A giveaway of all the crappy stuff!

This is what you could win:

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You could win:

Wait. WTF is that house ornament here for? Because I said so. Because I wanted to have something holiday flavored in there. Because woodmouse is one of the things I did before I did, um, this and had no time left to do that. (I reopened my shop on a whim, for the first time in almost three years a few days ago. Though it will close again in three days for the holidays.) As Crappy Boy pointed out, “Mama, your woodmouse stuff actually looks like your crappy pictures stuff.” And although I’ve never thought of it that way, I guess he’s right. So there you have it.

One lucky winner will receive a box from me with all those goodies inside and perhaps a couple more fun things too. Books will be signed. I’ll probably draw pictures. It will be awesome.

a Rafflecopter giveaway

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Enter above via Rafflecopter! Closes Monday, December 15th, 2014. Winner will be announced here. 

 

 

 

 

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