Crappy Boy and Crappy Baby were doing an art project. With paint.
Crappy Boy was not happy with Crappy Baby’s technique:
So Crappy Baby replied with:
I wonder what Descartes* was like as a toddler.
*Descartes is of the “I think, therefore I am” claim to fame. It’s cool if you didn’t know that because now you do. Most people think it was Socrates, Plato or Aristotle but that is just because they had more Facebook fans than Descartes did.
Yes, I know it is against the rules of the universe to expect kids to share art supplies. Don’t worry, I split it up for them after I stopped laughing.
“I can, because I do” is the official slogan of toddlerhood.
And YES, shirts with this slogan on it are coming!