Non-Crappy Book Giveaway: The Honest Toddler

Talking about another blogger’s book today, spreading the love, baby!

This time it is (drumroll please) The Honest Toddler.

I didn’t get a chance to talk to Honest Toddler (too busy) but I was able to talk to Honest Toddler’s mother. And we arranged a little text chat between Honest Toddler and Crappy Baby.

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And so on.

(I really did hold up the book to Crappy Baby and ask him what he’d ask the child on the cover of the book. Those were his real questions. He asked about hurting his arm because he accidentally banged his arm on the coffee table right at that moment. He’s since been better at reminding me to give him gummy vitamins after dinner. Hmmmmm.) 

But about the book… I loved this book. I really did. I followed my husband around for two days reading him stuff and laughing my ass off and saying, “It’s brilliant!” over and over.

For example, in the section on books (about Shel Silverstein’s The Giving Tree):

“In this book, a young boy with beautiful overalls kills a tree over the course of many years.”

Or in the section on food:

“Unless you plan on watering down your pinot noir, don’t you dare serve your toddler intentionally weakened fruit beverages. Ruining perfectly good juice by cutting it with lukewarm tap water is disrespectful and shows that you know nothing about friendship.”

And those are just two tiny snippets. It is just so, so good. If you have little ones you will love it.

Giveaway! Win a copy of The Honest Toddler by filling out the rafflecopter thingy below! Giveaway ends July 3rd, 2013.
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645 Responses to Non-Crappy Book Giveaway: The Honest Toddler

  1. Megan says:

    Love the text messages!

  2. Stacia R says:

    Love The Honest Toddler!

  3. lorming says:

    gummy vitamins fix everything.

    • Kath says:

      Until your child eats 30 at one time, and you have to call poison control (no iron, so they’re fine). I am pretty sure they were checking the log to see the last time I called.

      • Lindsey Painter says:

        This comment made me laugh out loud. Sometimes I contemplate the merits of giving a fake name or disguising my voice… just so they don’t know it’s me calling… again.

        • Ally says:

          I’m making mental notes.

          Note to self: take turns using different phones (cell, home, husband’s cell) each time I call poison control in future. It hasn’t happened yet, but I know it’s coming.

      • Jennie says:

        I never had to call for my daughter. My son on the other hand….

    • debbie says:

      every now and again I sneak one too. They are yummy!

  4. Melanie says:

    Man, I can’t wait until my toddler is verbal enough to start cutting wisecracks :)

  5. ErikaC says:

    Love Honest Toddler and love you! :)

  6. Ryan Lawler says:

    Would love to win this. Lots of laughter to be had

  7. Teri says:

    I cannot get enough of the Honest Toddler. Or Crappy Pictures!!!

  8. Mary Dunz says:

    What a great giveaway! I love Honest Toddler and would be thrilled to win the book. :)

  9. Jill says:

    My two FAVORITE blogs in one place?!? How cool is this?

    I’m secretly jealous that both of you talk to each other like two celebrities hanging out. Someday perhaps my blog will have more than five readers. Le sigh.

  10. Christy says:

    Hilarious….as usual!

  11. Brenda says:

    Yeah! My two favorite blogs working for greater . . . good?

  12. LindaB says:

    Please oh please oh please pick me! My toddler is fully embracing the 2s… I live in Memphis… I SERIOUSLY need a laugh. Or fourty.

  13. Sherilyn says:

    I’d love to win the book! It sounds hilarious!

  14. Carrie W. says:

    Crappy Baby meets Honest Toddler? Awesomesauce!

  15. Heather says:

    This books looks great! It would be so fun to read a story of your kids playing together too. :) Hopefully without sand throwing.

  16. Jill says:

    Love your blog. Would love the book!

  17. Brit says:

    Oh thank God we can comment now ;) Love this giveaway! If I win a copy I will keep it since I already bought Honest Toddler AND the Crappy pictures book for a friend for Mother’s Day. Love these two blogs! :)

  18. Andrea Farley says:

    I can only imagine the hilarity that would ensue if Crappy Baby, Crappy Boy and Honest Toddler got together for a play date.

  19. Alisia Dopheid says:

    Yay! I’m so excited for this giveaway! :D I love you both! And Honest Toddler reminds me a lot of my lil monkeys!

  20. Rebecca says:

    Would love to win the book, sounds almost as funny as yours ;)

  21. Donna says:

    Water down my WINE??? That would definitely cause a friendship loss!

  22. Landon says:

    I love HT! Those texts are golden!

  23. selena says:

    two of my fave bloggers.

  24. Joanne says:

    Love this

  25. C J says:

    Crappy Pictures and HT are the ONLY blogs I read! What a great giveaway

  26. Amanda says:

    I love Honest Toddler! It makes me feel better about my crazy kids.

  27. Ame Trumbell says:

    haha! from (and into) the mouths of babes!

  28. Holly says:

    Sounds like a bog I need to start reading!

  29. Laura Iversen says:

    I love to laugh, and you make me laugh, so if you’re recommending a book that makes you laugh, it will for sure make me laugh!!!

  30. Stephanie S. says:

    My husband loves gummy vitamins… it works for adults too!

  31. Valerie says:

    Crappy Pictures and Honest Toddler make for a hilarious combination!

  32. Jen says:

    Love HT! Reminds me of my son :-) The text messages are great!

  33. Hope M says:

    Love it!

  34. Nicole MEdeiros says:

    This “kid” continues to crack me up! Would love to read the book

  35. Karyn says:

    Crappy Baby and Honest Toddler, together at last!! Finally balance is restored to the world!

  36. Sarah says:

    Honest Toddler and Crappy Pictures are my two ultimate reading pleasures!! I have both of your books already but would love to win a copy for a friend.

  37. Sarah V says:

    Love it!

  38. Dottie says:

    My two favorite blogs! They always brighten my day — just like my toddler :)

  39. Lauren says:

    I love the Honest Toddler!

  40. Nicolette says:

    Great giveaway!

  41. Meg says:

    I love the talk between them……to funny on the yes no maybe circle one

  42. Kelly Hall says:

    LOve this!

  43. Joyce says:

    Sounds like a fun book!

  44. Ariana McCoy says:

    that was awesome

  45. Allison Broadway says:

    Awesome!!

  46. Aideen Ní Chéilleachair says:

    love your blog! Will have to check this out -if you say it’s good I believe…

  47. Jocelyn Pooler says:

    I think your blog is hilarious so if you find this book funny, it HAS to be! The snippets you provide sound great! Awesome giveaway!

  48. Hadley says:

    Toddlers give us a great glimpse into teenagehood…

  49. Natalie says:

    I have not had a chance to read this book yet… I need to! I love honest toddler!

  50. Rachael says:

    Hilarious! Thanks for introducing me to another awesome blog!

  51. Sheri N says:

    Too funny- looks like a new blog I need to add to my list!

  52. Laura says:

    I need a new book to read! And I have a similarly awesome toddler.

  53. meaghan says:

    Both of y’all make me laugh so hard!

  54. Cassie says:

    Love!!! The honest toddler…getting daddy a cot beside the bed…awesome!

  55. Samantha says:

    I love sharing this blog with my mom friends at work. :) Thank you!

  56. Lauren says:

    I love you and I love the Honest Toddler! I was planning on reading this book after I finish yours :)

  57. MamaKitty says:

    Love The Honest Toddler’s blog! Haven’t had the chance to pick up the book yet but plan to soon!

  58. Abby says:

    I love your blog, and have a feeling I will love Honest Toddler, too!

  59. Kristin says:

    I’ve never heard of Honest Toddler yours is the only blog I read but I’m liking what I’m reading, thanks for the rec!

  60. JulieVK says:

    LOVE Honest Toddler!

  61. Angela Negron says:

    Love the text!

  62. Elise Vincent says:

    LOVE honest toddler! True to life (at least mine!)

  63. Nicole says:

    So funny.

  64. Jeanna says:

    Sounds like a great read!!

  65. Rebecca Roland says:

    Love it!

  66. Mattie says:

    I love your blog and The Honest Toddler, too. You both make me laugh so hard that it makes me remember that I should be doing more Kegal exercises. :-)

  67. Jen says:

    My two favorite sites team up! I hope there are more texts to come!

  68. Alli says:

    Hooray for the two best kid blogs, combining forces!

  69. Amanda says:

    Would love to win this book

  70. Kaity says:

    I love your blog…you are one awesome mama…

  71. Marian says:

    I love both blogs!

  72. Linnea says:

    Very funny about the juice! I am guilty!

  73. Jacqueline W says:

    Oooh, great idea to give out gummy vitamins to make things “all better!”

  74. Angela says:

    So cute! Love the text messages LOL

  75. Velvet says:

    I’ve been dying to read this!

  76. Terri Dufour says:

    That kid is so funny! I love reading their facebook posts. Thanks, Crappy Momma!

  77. Sheena says:

    Would LOVE to read this book! :)

  78. Heather Bowles says:

    Honest Toddler is hilarious!

  79. Kathy Damron says:

    As always, a fantastic laugh at your wit and the relevance to my life! Thanks for sharing the crappiness! :)

  80. Mel says:

    Love both your blogs…

  81. Krista says:

    Would love to read the book :)

  82. Jenn says:

    Looking forward to the great read!

  83. Julie says:

    ha ha, sounds like a great read!

  84. Emilyanya says:

    Honest Toddler makes me both grin, and wonder if someone is watching our life from afar and blogging about it :D

  85. Dianne says:

    My 2 favorite blogs together! Love it!!

  86. Tricia Maze says:

    Oh toddlers… there is nothing like them. =)

  87. SashaK says:

    I love Honest Toddler!

  88. Callie says:

    I love The Honest Toddler on Facebook, so I’m sure I’ll love this book!

  89. Kat Chaffin says:

    Cute!

  90. FarmWife says:

    I never did get the watered down juice thing. Too bad my kids never explained it that way.

  91. Cyndi R says:

    I love books and so do my “Crappy” girls.

  92. Amy Maggs says:

    Love these! Would loooove to see whole book :D xxx

  93. Laura says:

    Honest Toddler and Crappy Pictures: two great blogs that blog great together! (Terrible grammar, I know. But I stand by the sentiment!)

  94. Emily R. says:

    The two blogs that keep me grounded and aware that I am not alone in this hilarious insanity called motherhood. =)

  95. Amanda Bucher says:

    I love love love HT!!

  96. Abbey says:

    Love the Honest Toddler & Crappy Baby combo!

  97. Colleen says:

    Love you’re posts! And Honest Toddler’s too!

  98. Dusti says:

    too funny for lots of long words!!!

  99. WordyDoodles says:

    Honest Toddler is pretty much my favorite parent-related site other than this one. Somehow HT manages to capture the toddler POV and still be funny to me as a parent living through it! If that’s not brilliance, I don’t know what is.

  100. Taryn says:

    Oh PLEASE do a collaboration together. Crappy Pictures + Honest Toddler is a match made in heaven. You are my two favorites and the only blogs I follow!

  101. Maranda says:

    Funny!!

  102. Kristen Secor says:

    You and Honest Toddler are my two favorites. It’s good to know that Crappy Baby and HT are friendly.

  103. Susan says:

    Gotta find out if my library has this one!

  104. sarah says:

    Ooh! A new funny!

  105. Gina D. says:

    You make me laugh every day. thank you for sharing your humor with us.

  106. Fran says:

    I had no idea Honest Toddler had a book out! I love his twitter feed!

  107. j g says:

    Love the giveaways! Keep ‘em coming! :)

  108. Alison Menzies says:

    I hadn’t heard of this book before but it looks awesome.

  109. kat says:

    LMAO! I totally water down my kids delicious fruit drink. And I don’t drink anymore (thanks epilepsy meds for making parenting less fun because I can’t be half drunk while doing it! ha!) – but hey – he likes it, and I get to make the juice last longer… ;)

  110. therese b says:

    If you let me win, I will give you unlimited popsicles and cookies.

  111. Rachel says:

    Even though I know Honest Toddler isn’t “real” I love the idea of Crappy Baby and Honest Toddler playing together.

  112. Mary says:

    I love Crappy Pictures! I love Honest Toddler! Kudos for teaming up!

  113. Kristen says:

    hope to win. :)

  114. heatherl says:

    love you CP!

  115. Michelle K says:

    Too funny!!!

  116. Laura says:

    I love funny parenting books! Yours was the best (because it’s my favorite website) but I always love to read new ones too. And I’m not trying to suck up, it’s just a fact.

  117. Sarah says:

    You two are my favorite blogs! I just recommended both to my friends and follow both of you! I would love to read The honest Toddler book. As I am writing this right now, my honest toddler is trying to grab my phone because he is wailing his has nothing to do amidst the 1000 toys laying on the floor.

  118. Anu says:

    I can’t wait until my boys reach this stage!

  119. Tiffany Lloyd says:

    I will probably have to buy this book if I don’t win it so can we save me a few bucks? <3 your book too btw

  120. vicki says:

    I’ve never likened watering down my kid’s juice to watering down my wine…point taken!

  121. Melissa says:

    When I feel like Motherhood has gotten me down — and beaten me repeatedly with a rubber duckie and the legendary “blue blanket” of Doom, I come here and cower, laughing my booty off as I whisper, “Thank you, Lord, it isn’t just me!”

    So, yeah, thanks for being here!

  122. Avia says:

    :-) Honest toddler (-:

  123. Beth says:

    love it!

  124. heather says:

    I’d love a copy! These crack me up. They remind me of my beefacts twitter account except everything you say about toddlers is 100% true!

  125. Andrea says:

    After a particularly confusing trip to the grocery (why all the dirty looks, people?), we exited only to discover at that point that our precious toddler (who was kicking back in his stroller the entire time, and now that I think of it, suspiciously quiet & content for the entire shopping trip…) had, ummmmm, set free his bits and pieces and massaged them to full vertical glory. Exasperated by my apparent nudist/naturalist son’s flasher tendencies, I begged for advice from his pediatrician, who promptly prescribed a healthy dose of Honest Toddler. Best doctor ever.

  126. Oh bless’d be! Humor on a day when I was desperately seeking something to distract me from the two malstrom monsters wrecking havoc on my home and repeatedly referring to me as “Mom”. Who are these kids???

  127. Nicole says:

    I’ve got a crappy, lying toddler at home. Oddly enough, the first thing he lied about was gummy vitamins. “Did Daddy give you your vitamin already?” “No. Vitamin please!” As Daddy frantically swats the bottle out of my hand because the little brat already had one. I may need that book.

  128. gilly says:

    I feel bad for making weak squash now!

  129. Suzy says:

    Your blog and Honest Toddler are the only blogs I follow on a regular basis and I get so excited when I see a new post…. I was cracking up when you mentioned following Crappy Papa around reading from the book because I always leave your blog or HT open on the computer hoping he’ll read them when he gets home. He doesn’t get quite as excited as I do…. :)

  130. Melb421 says:

    I enjoy the “Circle one” in a text message ;)

  131. Jessica says:

    Started following @HonestToddler and find him hilarious!

  132. Jessi says:

    I love the honest toddler!

  133. Daniella says:

    I love honest toddler!

  134. Anna says:

    Ha! Love the Honest Toddler. :)

  135. Jennifer B says:

    Can’t wait o read this book! Would love to win it!

  136. Laurie says:

    I repeat–“Where were these books when I was raising my own children?!?”

  137. Polly says:

    Badda bing. A comment appears!

  138. Erica says:

    I love both of you!

  139. Michelle Vieville says:

    OMG I need this book! I love this kid!

  140. Jill K says:

    Indeed – I could use some toddler humor after the week I’ve had!

  141. Helen says:

    I just looked at honest toddler’s FB page and he is hilarious!

  142. Rachael says:

    You both crack me up. Thanks for making motherhood (especially motherhood of a toddler) a bit easier :)

  143. KD says:

    My kids are older but I still love both of your blogs. Honest Toddler doesn’t write much on his/her(?) blog but I do follow on facebook.

  144. Michelle C says:

    Living this site In Real Life.

  145. Christina F. says:

    i have been DYING to read HT’s book! yours was fab–i’d love to the crappy, honest set. ;-)

  146. Suebee says:

    You guys are both brilliant! :D

  147. Chelle Ostlund says:

    Mr T has just hit toddler status so I really need this book to better take care of his needs :)

    Additionally, I have learned ALOT of what to expect in the coming months from this blog – keep it coming

  148. Kat says:

    I loved your book, and I’m so excited about this one too!

  149. Sarah says:

    Love the text messages!

  150. Jordan says:

    I am so glad the Honest Toddler introduced me to you!

  151. Dianna says:

    Love love Honest Toddler. I’m constantly chuckling whenever I read any of his FB updates. :)

  152. Beth C says:

    My kids come equipped with wit and sarcasm just about as soon as they can talk. ;)

  153. Jeanette says:

    I was just looking at that book yesterday on Amazon.com. I had never heard of it before. It sounds hilarious!

  154. Kate says:

    Two great forces come together. Crappy Pictures and Honest Toddler. : )

  155. Melissa Highman says:

    Humor is good mommy medicine! Hook me up :)

  156. Rhonda B says:

    I definitely need to read this book!

  157. Stacie says:

    I have a not-so-honest toddler.

  158. Amanda Reed says:

    Good stuff :)

  159. Kelly says:

    Sounds like crappy baby could be the next Walter Cronkite. Or MTV VJ..do they have those anymore? Anyways loved this post!

  160. Maria says:

    The text messages are too funny!

  161. Roselyn says:

    I’d love to follow my husband around laughing my butt off and reading sections.

  162. Lynn Durkovic Nelson says:

    You are a pure genius!!!

  163. kelly george says:

    love your blog

  164. Amy says:

    Dying to read this!

  165. SuziQNC says:

    My two favorite blogs united! Awesome!

  166. Amelie says:

    Awesome!

  167. Cristy W says:

    Love reading Honest Toddler on facebook! I can’t wait to read the book.

  168. Nicole B. says:

    Sounds like a great book.

  169. Sue says:

    A match made in heaven! Yay Honest Toddler and Crappy Pictures. :)

  170. Krista says:

    Yup 2/3 of my favorite blogs. <3

  171. Katie Williams says:

    I love honest toddler! Would thoroughly enjoy this book!

  172. Nicole Hicks says:

    Comment

  173. Melissa says:

    sounds good! My toddler is just in the “no!” to everything stage right now. “Want to get out of your high chair” “No!” “Ok, want to stay in your high chair?” “NO!”….

  174. Lori says:

    I want a free copy of your book too! But I’ll take The Honest Toddler as a consolation prize. No really, it’s a great blog too.

  175. Rebecca L says:

    You two are my absolute favorites.

  176. DeAnn says:

    Awesome!

  177. Sophia says:

    Why do they make kids vitamins taste like candy?

  178. Melissa says:

    Those texts are priceless. Can’t wait to checkout more of Honest Toddler.

  179. Lori Harris says:

    i LOVE this crappy blog. it mirrors my life so well but becasue it’s someone else’s life it allows me to see it from a different perspective and lose my crappy attitude over some of it. thanks for lifting my crappy spirits!

  180. Tiffany says:

    Next Crappy Baby should text with the dog of Texts From Dog fame. Like, really. Please.

  181. Christy says:

    You got peanut butter in my chocolate!

  182. Lauren says:

    Always love your giveaways!

  183. Corinne says:

    I’m excited to see Crappy Parenting and Honest Toddler combining forces!

  184. Kim says:

    I love the honest toddler. It made me so happy when I found out HT is a girl (because it means my girls aren’t the only ones!).

  185. Stefanie says:

    I love HT and Crappy Pictures! I wonder if HT could do a guest drawing?

  186. Jesse Reid says:

    Honest Toddle Rocks!

  187. jessica says:

    love both of these blogs!

  188. Ashley Bustamante says:

    I love HT! Thanks for hosting this giveaway. Honestly I hadn’t heard of this blog before, but now I have and will be sticking around. :)

  189. Danielle says:

    I’ve convinced my son that he loves his “medicine” and call them his teeny bears. He now constantly asks for them. May have backfired….

  190. Jennifer says:

    Love this!!

  191. Jamie says:

    with a 24 month old daughter and a 4 month old son this book would bring some much needed levity to my days :)

  192. Ginger says:

    I love the Honest Toddler and Crappy Pictures, you should collaborate more!

  193. Jamie Flickinger says:

    Aaaaaaaaah!!! i would love this book so stinkin’ much!!!!

  194. Wes says:

    My toddler needs to step up her game. She has tons of time to write her own book!

  195. Erin says:

    Thanks for sharing another great blog to check out, I haven’t heard of Honest Toddler because I don’t really follow blogs other than this one and Jason Good. Come to think of it, I think I found Jason Good through Crappy Pictures too!

    • Anne says:

      lol, me too! I follow a handful of blogs and I found them all through crappy when she drew pictures of other bloggers’ posts.

  196. Naomi D says:

    I love her twitter!!!

  197. KBell says:

    Honest Toddler’s book sounds hilarious. I can’t wait to read it!

  198. Lauren Moylan says:

    I’ve wanted this book since it came out! This would be awesome!!!

  199. Dan says:

    Commenting.

  200. amanda says:

    I seriously just discovered The Honest Toddler last night on FB…the book is now on my must read list.

  201. Erin says:

    Honest Toddler is a hoot!

  202. juli says:

    so glad someone else sees the truth of The Giving Tree!

  203. Fatima says:

    Lovin’ this!!! Makes me laugh so much.

  204. Jennifer Marple says:

    I love you both!

  205. Johanna says:

    My life is complete knowing this book exists. It will look great next to my Crappy Baby book!

  206. Kami says:

    I love the texts between the 2 boys. I wish I could see into their minds!

  207. Alex says:

    With a 2 1/2 year old this sounds right up my alley!

  208. Cassandra says:

    What a fun play date that would be! Honest Toddler is hilarious.

  209. Allison says:

    Still laughing about watering down the pinot noir!

  210. gunjan says:

    loved your book, and looking fwd to read this one too :)

  211. Missy says:

    Your blog always makes me laugh.

  212. StanaDoula says:

    I could use some good summer reading ;)

  213. Jennifer N. says:

    Sounds like a great book! Thank goodness for gummy vitamins! So much tastier and easier to convince a toddler to eat than the chalky vitamins I was forced to eat as a kid.

  214. Jenn says:

    Sounds hilarious!

  215. Fab!! Love it all!
    I own a toddler as well, but mostly, I imagine this is what my 6 year old, mostly non-verbal Autistic son’s inner voice sounds like.
    Dry sarcasam with a hint of exasperation.
    We’re so proud. ;)

  216. Jessica O says:

    I love the “meet up” idea!

  217. sonja beuskens says:

    This is my favorite blog <3

  218. Rebecca says:

    Honest Toddler’s FB posts brighten my days. I need to read the book.

  219. Chad says:

    Can’t wait to read this!

  220. Heather says:

    I love this blog so I’m sure I’ll love Honest Toddler too!

  221. I have started a rather large collection of fellow blogger’s books. This would fit in nicely.

  222. Lauren Talotta says:

    Awesome.

  223. melissa says:

    Love Honest Toddler.

  224. Monica says:

    I would LOVE to win a copy of Honest Toddler’s book! I’ve been following his FB for just as long as yours. I’m planning to buy your book to read on vacation next month too… can’t wait to read it!!

  225. Brittany says:

    I’d love a free copy! :)

  226. Kari says:

    the universe aligns as my 2 favorite parenting blogs converge!

  227. Jennifer H says:

    Thanks for turning me on to The Honest Toddler blog! Hilarious, as is yours!

  228. Erica says:

    I love honest toddler! I want this book!

  229. Lucy says:

    I love Honest Toddler, and Crappy Pictures! I’d love more collaboration in the future! Maybe CP could illustrate on of HT’s musings?

  230. Lauren L. says:

    Toddlers are hilarious. Thanks for sharing!

  231. Amanda says:

    I LOVE the Honest Toddler! So funny! You two make a great couple!

  232. Michelle says:

    Been following Honest Toddler for some time now – it’s the highlight of the moment when I check my tweets (I kind of suck at tweeting). Well, that and Anna Kendrick anything. But he’s really funny – and I’m sure his mom is too :).

  233. Michelle says:

    I have been wanting this book! Pick me pick me!! :)

  234. Victoria Legere says:

    Love Honest Toddler! I bet the book is hilarious!

  235. Melody says:

    Fun! I want the book!

  236. Nickol says:

    I’m sure my son who is 8 would also steal this book and read it secretly until he found something too funny to bear alone and share it with me, outing himself for reading a book with questionably adult content about children. He loved your book, which I did not allow him to read but hey, at least he reads!

  237. margaret says:

    wow so many comments, anyway………how fab to have you both “team” up

  238. Lindsey bridges says:

    Love the blog and honest toddler! My husband and I always read HT tweets to one another and crack up. The juice one is hilarious!!

  239. Kasi says:

    So glad that these two were able to chat and I hope you blog about their play date….both your take and the Honest Toddler’s would be well worth the read!!

  240. Megan says:

    I don’t know if you’re supposed to comment or do the rafflecopter thingy but I clicked the link and it took me nowhere productive. Would love a chance to win the book! I loved reading yours and sent a copy to my cousin in Japan.

  241. Laura says:

    aaaah, two of my favorite blogs!!

  242. Emily says:

    OMGyes, The Giving Tree is molto depressing…

  243. Anna says:

    I can’t wait to read this one!

  244. Shelley says:

    I love honest Toddler!

  245. Sarah U says:

    Love your blog & The Honest Toddler! My two favorite funny reads!

  246. Katie says:

    I love following my husband around reading him snippets of funny books!

  247. Rebecca Hohenberger says:

    I often wish I could record my child’s every conversation. this is genius

  248. Donna Murphy says:

    I have never seen this before. OMG Too Funny!!!! I’m dying to read the rest of it. Thanks for an awesome giveaway!!!

  249. Jennifer says:

    I love Honest Toddler! :)

  250. Julie A. says:

    Can always use a good laugh :-)

  251. aimeeb says:

    I love crappy baby & honest toddler…I’ve had 2 of each in the past couple years!

  252. Tamara H says:

    Honest Toddler is hilarious. I’m thankful for humor like yours and theirs–every parent needs some! :)

  253. Vertina says:

    I’m conflicted. I must water down my drink if i water down my grandtoddler’s. Hmm…how about watering down my tequila with the pinot? Yeah?

  254. Jessica says:

    LOL! This book looks wonderful. I hope I win!!!

  255. charlotte says:

    Someone came in and messed up our playroom too. We really should set a trap for that guy ;)

  256. Jennifer Scogin says:

    I LOVE your blog!

  257. Alison Attebery says:

    So funny!

  258. Stacy Hill says:

    Me! Me! Me!

  259. Emily S says:

    The book looks so funny (not as good as yours of course) ;)

  260. Victoria says:

    I’ll spare you the hassle of choosing a winner and just let you choose me. ;)

  261. I love Honest Toddler! Fingers crossed :)

  262. Talia says:

    Two awesome blogs teaming up AND my honest toddler takes a 2 1/2 hour nap! Truly, the planets have aligned.

  263. Amber says:

    I water down my sons juice :( feeling a bit bad about that now with the wine comment.

  264. Danielle T says:

    Love this site!

  265. Danielle says:

    Really hope I win this! My HT would tell you I definitely need some improvement. ;)

  266. Sally hile says:

    I have a 3yr old and a 5yr old. Your pictures keep me sane. I love it.

  267. Fern says:

    I would LOVE to win this book. Laughter is the best medicine and I need a boat load of it!

  268. Alicia says:

    looks hilarious! I’ll have to add it to my amazon list in case I don’t win…

  269. Nash E says:

    Love your read

  270. Natalia says:

    The book sounds so funny!

  271. Jocelyn says:

    Sounds like a fun book, I’d love to read it!

  272. Lauren says:

    “beautiful overalls” — loved it! Hope I win!

  273. Maria says:

    I loved YOUR book, so I’m sure this one is excellent as well.

  274. Christy M says:

    Funny!

  275. Melissa Russell says:

    What a great pair! Both of you make me LOL!

  276. M says:

    The Honest Toddler has been talked about quite a bit recently. I’m curious to see what the buzz is all about; I feel like I just don’t get it yet.

  277. Heather says:

    Would love to win a copy!

  278. Cassandra says:

    Sounds interesting. Would love a copy.

  279. Lydia says:

    Yay! Thanks for the fun giveaway

  280. yvonne says:

    you two made my day

  281. Nadia says:

    Too funny, love the screen shots

  282. Sarah Hammind says:

    My toddler demands I win this book or her life is over!….well until lunchtime.

  283. Maura says:

    I love Honest Toddler!

  284. Meg says:

    Some insight into what I might be up against in a year or two. :)

  285. Cristin says:

    Great excerpts! I must read this.

  286. MissChelle says:

    That part about the giving tree is awesome!

  287. Kelly says:

    My children will be nothing like HT. Or everything like him. I can’t decide what’s worse

  288. Amanda ramsey says:

    I love HT! Keepin’ it real!! :)

  289. danielle s says:

    Ahhhhhh! I love HT!

  290. Amyt says:

    I follow Honest Toddler on FB and share her statuses when they’re hilarious, which is often. Would love to read the book.

  291. erin says:

    Seriously can’t wait until my boy is old enough to tell us what he really thinks.

  292. Colleen says:

    So cute!

  293. Kristy says:

    I’ve been meaning to get the Honest Toddler book for a while, but I haven’t had time to finish YOUR book yet. Still, I would absolutely LOVE to read it, so this would be perfect!

  294. Molly says:

    I love your blog!!! My little one is 5mo, and I feel like you are helping prepare me :)

  295. Ashley says:

    I so feel like these are conversations I will be having with my 20 month old soon…

  296. heather says:

    Love the both of y’all!

  297. Cat says:

    I have a 5 year old… they are just gems!

  298. Jill says:

    I don’t even drink wine, and I was laughing at that one…so true…poor little guys!

  299. Amy says:

    Cuteness. My baby just turned one (doesn’t quite toddle yet = STILL MAH BAYBAY), and I am counting on the coming hilarity (it’s guaranteed, right?) as he starts talking more and more to assuage my grief over his expiring babyhood.

  300. shannon oelrich says:

    This looks very interesting.

  301. Alicia says:

    Sounds like a great books!!!

  302. Angela Medina says:

    Those text messages are awesome.

  303. Leanna says:

    So funny, love HT!!

  304. Stephanie says:

    So fun! I’d love to win a copy!

  305. Laura D says:

    HT is awesome! I’d love a copy of this book.

  306. Michele H says:

    Sometimes in life you just need something like this book to make all the badness go away. The snippets you posted makes me want to read more!

  307. Rachel says:

    Sounds hilarious! I’ll have to add this to my “to read” list.

  308. Kristy S. says:

    This is great! Love the Honest Toddler!! :)

  309. Christy says:

    The two of you together makes me a happy blog reader :)

  310. pia says:

    first of all, Luna moths don’t last very long.

    Secondly, there is a painted turtle in Maine
    who’s name is Turts Vagopala. According to my
    three year old. who can speak turtle.

  311. Alicia says:

    I would definitely give this to my sister since she is in the thick of the toddler years! (then she can give it to me in a couple of years when I’m in the thick of it) hehe

  312. Sarah says:

    Fun giveaway!

  313. Daphne Wigger says:

    Aaaah! I love Honest Toddler! Sometimes my kid looks at me like she’s channeling Honest Toddler….

  314. Teresa says:

    I do love a good laugh.

  315. tess says:

    Looks super cute.

  316. mary says:

    one of my favorites!

  317. Kathleen W. says:

    My “Honest Toddler” says this book is “MINE!” He won’t share it, he promises. And if his “Crappy Baby” sister should get her hands on it, he will swiftly snatch it away and whack her on the head with it.

  318. Kara says:

    I LOVE the Honest Toddler so much.

  319. Nicole says:

    Funny!

  320. Carla says:

    This book looks like it’s a MUST READ!! And what an awesome giveaway! I will probably end up buying a new computer monitor if I read this book at my desk….it should come with a “so funny you’ll spit your drink all over your computer” warning.

  321. Sara says:

    hilarious

  322. Delfina says:

    I’ve been stalking your site for what feels like a long, long time now. Everything you post is hilarious! I have been wanting to read the Honest Toddler; I’ve heard great things about it!

  323. StephJ says:

    Honest Toddler sounds hilarious. All toddlers are honest in my experience, a little TOO honest sometimes!

  324. TJ says:

    I cannot wait to read this book. I haven’t seen this blog before, but I’m going to check it out now; looks funny!

  325. Andrea says:

    Thank you for the awesome giveaway

  326. Melissa says:

    Love the texts

  327. Lisa says:

    I love Honest Toddler, and I love you. I never win these things. But if I win I will send you gummy vitamins! And juice!

  328. b says:

    Hope I win!

  329. Karina says:

    I love Honest Toddler!!

  330. Tash says:

    Haha this blog is so not crappy! I love it! Also a big Honest Toddler fan. Please give me free things! Please!

  331. Allyson l says:

    I love that kid!

  332. Jo says:

    My Levi (who will be 2 on Monday!!!) is funny enough and he isn’t a real talker yet. I can’t wait until he becomes more verbal….. Hahah!

  333. Jen Sher says:

    I NEED the Honest Toddler book to add to my Parenting: Illustrated… book in the bathroom–tho ONLY place I’ve found I can read anymore! I love your blog! Cracks me up! Thanks for adding such delight to my day!

  334. Julie says:

    Hilarious!

  335. Maranatha Campbell says:

    The Honest Toddler never ceases to make me laugh!!

  336. Nikki H says:

    Gummy vitamins are the best.

  337. 6pluskids says:

    This is great for a laugh

  338. SaraG says:

    Hoping I win this book! I love both of these web sites so much!

  339. rachel says:

    I need this book

  340. Catherine says:

    I love honest toddler so true

  341. melanie says:

    looks funny!

  342. Lori Gaston says:

    You both make me smile/laugh when I most need it!

  343. Tobi says:

    I love my gummy prenatal vitamins…makes taking them so much more pleasant!

  344. Andrea says:

    Sounds hilarious, I’d love to read it!

  345. Mamakat says:

    This book looks almost as funny as yours! Can’t wait for a free copy!

  346. Nina Im says:

    How non-crappy of you to think of us. ;)

  347. Jeeva says:

    sounds good

  348. Jackie says:

    Love!!! You guys are funny! Would love a copy I the book!

  349. Mandy says:

    Pick me! Pick me!

  350. Mindy W. says:

    Cool!!

  351. Becky says:

    OMG, Honest Toddler is the best!

  352. Sara says:

    Definitely sounds like a book I want to read!!

  353. Miranda says:

    Crappy Baby and Happy Toddler go together like peas and carrots. OK, like peanut butter and jelly!

  354. franca says:

    love The Honest Toddler! (and i believe my daughter has been secretly getting tips from him/her…)

  355. Eliza says:

    Cute!

  356. Rebecca says:

    too funny. gummy vitamins…a staple at our house.

  357. Teega says:

    Ooh why have I not heard of honest toddler before now?! Sounds like a book I could follow my husband around with while he pretended to listen!! :)

  358. Mary Adams says:

    Would love a copy. Please randomly pick me. ;)

  359. laurie says:

    I am leaving my blood sample right here.

  360. Jessica says:

    HT and Crappy Pictures in one place!?! You made my crappy Friday!

  361. Jennifer says:

    these are hysterical! i’d love to read them all!

  362. jenn says:

    post more texts! theyre hilarious!

  363. Chumi says:

    My toddler is not so vetbal but is plenty cheeky…gotta read this book for advice lol

  364. Amy B says:

    I’m looking forward to my little guy growing up and talking more so I can have funny stories like these :)

  365. Jamie S says:

    Hilarious!

  366. Sally says:

    My hubby and I follow Honest Toddler on Twitter. The most hilarious Twitter account there is. A lovely giveaway, thanks Amber. (Yours is the most hilarious blog there is.)

  367. Lisa says:

    There should be a boxed set :)

  368. Rachael says:

    HT slays me, as do Crappy Pictures, of course!

  369. Anne SD says:

    I died laughing reading this book. The library forced me return it, and I want my very own copy.

  370. Stacey says:

    i share your blog with other momma’s because you literally have me LOLing at my desk sometimes.

  371. Stephanie says:

    Thanks for the laughs :)

  372. Jen says:

    Your book was so funny! I’m sure this one would be awesome too!

  373. Anna W says:

    Sounds like a great book!

  374. csa says:

    omg that’s awesome.

  375. Lisa says:

    But what if your toddler wants you to add water? He doesn’t care what’s in the cup, just as long as it’s full to the top. Need to find a cup that never empties.

  376. Lauren Elysia says:

    Would love to read her book!

  377. Lori H says:

    I want a book!

  378. Melissa K says:

    really cute :)

  379. Ameriki Jackson says:

    Honest Toddler and Crappy Baby makes me sooooo happy. It is good to finally see a crossover!

  380. mindy says:

    I love the honest toddler!

  381. Katherine says:

    I can’t even begin to say how much I love HT. :)

  382. Nydia says:

    Can’t wait to read it!

  383. Sara R says:

    LOVE HT and would love a book. Would love to see more HT and CB texts. So awesome.

  384. Lori says:

    Love love love Honest Toddler!

  385. Rene says:

    This looks hilarious and oddly I’ve never heard of it! Those of us with toddlers could definitely use a laugh every now and then!

  386. Lori says:

    Thanks for reminding me to go get more gummy vitamins! :)

  387. Mabel says:

    I love your blog. I have read some of HT blog. I can’t wait to read his book.

  388. Hi, recently I made a review of your book (in Indonesian). I’m first-time father for one-month-old son. Both my wife and I were really enjoying your book, because there are some parts that really happened in our life together with the baby. It feels close and funny.

    And now, it would be great if I could get my hand on The Honest Toddler. I promise, I will write another review for it.

  389. jka says:

    i loooooovvvveeee you Honest Toddler, you are awesome!!!

  390. Chak says:

    Seriously, how do you guys come up with this? Out of the mouths of babes, indeed!

  391. Courtney says:

    I love Honest Toddler!

  392. Erin says:

    Honest Toddler is always great for a laugh!!!

  393. Melissa says:

    I love the snippet about watering down wine! I’d love to read more!

  394. Kara says:

    Crappy baby meets honest toddler would be a great post.

  395. Erica says:

    Sounds like the conversations my eldest used to have with her cousins that were 10months her senior and 7 months her junior!

  396. Rachel says:

    I want to win…I’ve heard they are super duper funny!

  397. Nicole says:

    Sounds like a funny book & man do I need a laugh.

    I want gummy vitamins now too..

  398. Candice says:

    I need this book so hard. ( mother of a 2 year old beastly princess child)

  399. Leanna says:

    Love it! Want the book :)

  400. Vanessa says:

    Love your blog. Would love to win the book.

  401. Dea says:

    I would luv to win, I think I know HT real identity, she’s my goddaughter, lol

  402. Jenny says:

    I love gummy vitamins. They’re not just great for kids. I just have to control myself and not sit down and eat them like candy.

  403. Grace says:

    I’ve read a few honest toddler blog posts. It’d be great to read the book!

  404. Stephanie Portz says:

    My son calls his gummy vitamins his candy. He loves them! (They really do fix just about everything)

  405. Hascy says:

    I love reading HT’s tweets–would love to read the book! Thanks for this giveaway!

  406. Diane K says:

    I can’t wait to win the book and read it!

  407. Jessica C says:

    Love it!

  408. Jules says:

    LOVE THE HONEST TODDLER!

  409. Nicole says:

    I love the honest toddler!

  410. Valerie says:

    Love it! Never did understand that “watering down juice” nonsense! Either serve juice or serve water…that will just make them grow up liking neither! And God help the person who tries to water down my wine!! ;)

  411. Kara says:

    Love the Honest Toddler!

  412. Krystal says:

    awesome!

  413. StephanieJ says:

    I love your blog & Honest Toddler! I haven’t bought gummy vitamins because I’m worried about the kids getting the jar open & overdosing- too much like candy, and they love fruit snacks!

  414. Kristi says:

    I want to know more from the honest toddler. Does it mention the difference between unsweetened Cheerios and “the good kind”? My kids discovered it today…

  415. Uh oh! Looks like another blog I need to start reading!

  416. Alma says:

    My son loves his vitamins! He loves them so much sometimes I use them as a bribe to get him to finish his meal, ha!

  417. Taylor D says:

    The texts were great, sounds like the book is too :)

  418. Corie says:

    I love The Honest Toddler! So hilarious!!

  419. Nancy Morin says:

    Crappy Baby asks some good questions. I see a career in journalism in his future.

  420. Christy says:

    Hilarious! Love THT blog!

  421. Elizabeth says:

    My husband drinks his juice watered so our kids get it both ways, if watered they drink it like squash (but with less added sugar/sweetener).

  422. Charlotte says:

    Whooo!! HT *AND* Crappy Baby??? That’s win-win right there!

  423. Yay! Love the Honest Toddler. And the kid’s mom, too. :-)

  424. carole says:

    So funny!

  425. I don’t have a toddler, but I still need this book. I can tell.

  426. Meredith says:

    I’m trying to imagine my 2.9 year old texting with one of her friends…I wonder if Android voice/talk input would even transcribe that. OK, it’s settled. I’m trying it tomorrow and reporting back…

  427. Tara Burress says:

    Gummy anything could solve the world’s problems!

  428. Emily Sapienza says:

    I try to do this kind of thing with my son but he just isn’t into it. Your kids are hilarious though!

  429. Elizabeth says:

    I loved your book, so I am sure I will love any book you recommend! :)

  430. Kim says:

    Love THT and Crappy baby-you guys always make me chuckle

  431. Lisa Plunkett says:

    I love honest toddler.

  432. Carrie says:

    Oh boy! I think crappy baby needs to call my 2.5yo. I cannot imagine what it would sound like!

  433. Helen Nash says:

    I love Honest Toddler, can’t wait to win this book (here’s to the power of positive thinking lol).

  434. Enza says:

    I just love reading the messages! so hilarious!!!!

  435. Donna says:

    I followed my husband around reading snippets of YOUR book to him and saying “Brilliant!”

  436. Kristin says:

    My husband actually got me hooked on Honest Toddler! We love it!

  437. Lorelai says:

    This takes me back to reading Calvin and Hobbes. What a crazy kid…

  438. Jennifer says:

    Sounds like a good book. I love your blog!

  439. Sylvia says:

    Love this type of comic relief! You have to laugh at the situations you find yourself in with toddlers-I hope when I am old I remember all the funny stories!

  440. Joelle says:

    Sounds funny! Would love to read it!

  441. JeanBean says:

    Many times, I am glad I am just normal. Gummy vitamin fixes everything in my household, too!

  442. Emily says:

    Hi there.. you always make me laugh. :)

  443. Lynne says:

    I think my next blog should be called “Crappy and Honest” because that’s pretty much how I roll. Love you both!

  444. Angela says:

    I love conversations with small children. Such a hoot!

  445. MommyOfOne says:

    Cute. Toddlers are geniuses. Mad, mad geniuses!!!

  446. Alex says:

    This is great!!!

  447. Sonya Morris says:

    I love The Honest Toddler!

  448. Kelly Moore says:

    I’ve never heard of “The Honest Toddler” blog before. It sounds hilarious! I’m going to check it out right after I finish typing this comment. :)

  449. Nuttara Sriprasert says:

    Kindle version would be good for me ;)

  450. Lynn Knight says:

    I love your blog! Thank you for being awesome :)

  451. Hilary says:

    So hilarious!

  452. Andrea says:

    Very funny! Love Honest Toddlers FB page too!

  453. Melissa says:

    Love your blog!! love your pictures :) can’t wait to read your book

  454. Bridget Stevens says:

    after a particularly awful day my husband and I both sat in the livingroom on separate laptops reading each other posts from The Honest Toddler and laughing so hard we could barely breathe. Priceless…

  455. Fuzzy says:

    Another blog to read? OK! Looking forward to reading more Honest Toddler.

  456. Sheili G. says:

    Would love to read the book :D

  457. Bobbi Kilbarger says:

    Sounds like a great book!

  458. Melanie says:

    I need this book

  459. Liz says:

    Wondering to myself if this book qualifies as a bed time story or if I’ll get it thrown at me. Thoughts?

  460. Elissa says:

    haha… love Honest Toddler.

  461. Rebecca S. says:

    Love the Honest Toddler–I follow on FB and Twitter!

  462. Lea says:

    I’d love to win!

  463. Lindsey says:

    this book sounds so funny! i would love to own a copy :] thanks for this chance!

  464. Tenisha says:

    Can’t wait to explore Honest Toddler! Thanks for the introduction

  465. Title says:

    Honest Toddler is so funny!

  466. Kamber says:

    That is adorable.

  467. Cheryl says:

    I just love the Honest Toddler…I sometimes wonder what is going on in my son’s head…and then I read a post and think, YUP! Especially when he gives me that “look”…then taps his lips and says “hmmmm”…(he’s judging me, I can tell)

  468. amanda says:

    this books sounds hilARious! would make a great birthday present *hint*hint* as my birthday is on the 3rd. ;)

  469. Geneva says:

    sounds funny!

  470. Deborah C. says:

    I love all your post! I really enjoy taking a break from the frustrations of my day with my kiddo and remembering that there is so much to laugh at and enjoy when you have children.

  471. Janice Lynds says:

    as the saying goes – Kids say the darnedest things

  472. This is great! I just saw a real-live copy of your book today!

  473. Jen says:

    Book Give[ItToMe]Away! Hooray!

  474. Melissa says:

    love HT – have been reading all her tweets since this time last year!

  475. Shenanana says:

    HT is so funny…I know this is what my daughter thinks!

  476. Kerri says:

    lOVE THIS!!!! Would love to win a copy, fingers crossed!

  477. Louise Petrie says:

    Me. Me. Pick me and if I win you all can come to my house for full strength juice and gummi vitamins!

  478. Kathy Webber says:

    Love The Honest Toddler blog!!!!

  479. Hanna says:

    Hmm, another blog to check out… I read this one most often while nursing my first, laughing and wondering what adventures she will introduce to my life in the next few years. :)

  480. Leigh says:

    Hilarious!!!

  481. Alisha says:

    Love the whole texting between kids… and the smart alecky answers!

  482. AshB says:

    HAHAHAHA!!! Love me some honest toddler! Read HT to understand my own toddler and read CP to LMAO!! ~Thanks, I am super excited about the giveaway!

  483. Beth says:

    HT cracks me up!

  484. Willow says:

    I really, REALLY want this book. I would probably sell my toddler to get one. Maybe.

  485. Rachel says:

    snicker. I will still be watering down juice and not watering down wine!!! But to be fair I water down my own juice

  486. Melissa says:

    Would love this book! Love yours, Amber!

  487. Lynn says:

    Love the questions and answers :)

  488. Chrissy S says:

    I read Honest Toddler tweets to my MIL and we die laughing!!!

  489. jennifer niles says:

    ha! i love the watered down juice snippet… i have always wondered if i am the bad parent because i always give the juice full strength…. no one is messing with my red wine, so why should i mess with their apple juice. :)

  490. TriskeleMom says:

    Love Honest Toddler!

  491. Lilian says:

    This sounds great!

  492. dreamyowl says:

    gummy vitamins are awesome!
    you are expanding my library! love finding new books i need to read :)
    thanks for the chance to win a copy!

  493. Courtney says:

    It’s like the perfect mommy marriage: Honest Toddler and Crappy Baby.

  494. Olivia says:

    Honest toddler–so true it makes me cry.

  495. Stephanie says:

    I want both of your books!!

  496. amy says:

    Would love to win a book!

  497. Jackie says:

    My 3 year old would be great to text with.

  498. Amanda O. says:

    Always looking for something funny to read!

  499. Ami says:

    Funny, that’s how I responded to your book – followed people around, reading parts out loud:)

  500. Veronika Pizano says:

    I would love that book, but I don’t think there is a chance a SLovak will win it :)

  501. Kira S. says:

    The toddler insanity is just starting for us. I <3 the honest toddler. So perfect!

  502. Meri says:

    Oh crappy baby you are awesome!

  503. kelli says:

    Funny!

  504. Alice Rudin says:

    I love all the camaraderie among Mommy bloghers! It makes me want to write a witty, loveable blog… alas I have no dedication and no talent! I’ll just love yours and be jealous!

  505. Michelle L says:

    I could use some witty humor this Summer! Thanks for sharing

  506. Mindy says:

    Love it!

  507. Julie Ghrist says:

    This book sounds great… I loved ur book. Love getting good laughs :)

  508. Jess H says:

    Some days I wish my small fry could text and tell me what she wants…

  509. Liz says:

    I definitely could use some good laughs! And I probably shouldn’t admit this, but I still need to get a copy of your book for my bathroom (so let me know if you’re doing another giveaway of that too!;) Except that I hardly ever win stuff. So I should just suck it up and buy them. Except I have too much stuff and not enough money. So I should probably buy your and just sign up for her blog for a while first.

  510. LOVE Honest Toddler. I swear, he sometimes channels my almost three year old.

  511. V says:

    Love Honest Toddler, and really need to buy this book for myself and for a good friend who just had her first child.

  512. Beth says:

    Always looking for a good book to keep me laughing…

  513. Rochel S. says:

    Love reading the Honest Toddler status updates! Im sure I would love this book!

  514. E says:

    THIS BOOK LOOKS GREAT!

  515. E says:

    THIS BOOK LOOKS GREAT! CANT WAIT TO TRY IT

  516. Carrie says:

    Gotta love it!

  517. Kylie says:

    Always interested in free books that will make me laugh :)

  518. Ashley says:

    I love Honest Toddler! I wish we could see more of a crossover, this post was super fun :D

  519. Brooke says:

    I have to hide the gummy vitamins at our house! Also, the candy flavored kid toothpaste. They try to binge on the strangest things…

  520. Angela S. says:

    I LOVE the honest Toddler! :)

  521. K Holzer says:

    I have a toddler, and so far she’s pretty honest (“No no dance Mama!” “Walk away, Papa!”).

  522. My 2yo already knows how to work my phone better than I do – it’s only a matter of time before you start getting texts from her.

  523. Kelsey says:

    I haven’t read much of the Honest Toddler, but my 11-month old is going to be there soon, so I’d better study up!

  524. Nia says:

    I think my toddler has been talking to the HT. I get comments all the time about how “this juice doesn’t taste good” when I dilute it!

  525. Heather A. says:

    I’d love to win!

  526. Elizabeth says:

    So funny! Toddlers really are honest!

  527. Lyndsey says:

    love this stuff! so true and creative!

  528. Sydney says:

    Love the text messages! I need another book with which to follow my husband around! I can’t tell you how often I say, “Do you want me to read this to you?”

  529. Beth says:

    Love the description of The Giving Tree. Yep, that about sums it up.

  530. Ashley says:

    I’d never heard of “The Honest Toddler” before reading this post. Sounds hilarious!

  531. Katie H says:

    Oh please me. I need a little more insight into my crazy 2-year-old’s mind… Awesome giveaway! :)

  532. Ann says:

    i love your blog Amber, thanks for making me laugh everyday! i’d love to have a copy of your book when i can’t walk around with my computer!

  533. Michelle Webb says:

    Pleeeease oh pleeeeasse pick me! >.<

  534. Karla says:

    Oooh, so curious on the book.

  535. Meredith says:

    Very cute.

  536. Kristi Stanton says:

    Dax is just starting to make funny statements. But he doesn’t realize he’s funny yet until we laugh!

  537. Kendra says:

    Honest Toddler cracks me up!

  538. Allie says:

    Funny!

  539. Lesley says:

    Love you both! The bright spots in my days :)

  540. Amaury says:

    What would kids do without gummy vitamins!!

  541. Lisa says:

    I really want this book. I really need this book.

  542. Rebecca says:

    I LOVE Honest Toddler! She’s so funny!

  543. Amy says:

    Love both blogs!

  544. Ashley says:

    I don’t even have kids of my own yet, but I follow Honest Toddler on Twitter and FB. LOVE IT!

  545. Michelle M says:

    Oh, how I miss those toddler days! Although, my 6 year-old proclaimed to me (after taking a walk with his older brother and our neighbor the other day in new shoes & no socks), “Look Mom, I got a blizzard!” while showing me the blister on the back of his heel! :)

  546. Megan Smith says:

    Looks like I’m gonna have another mom to gain some wisdom from! :)

  547. christin says:

    Thanks so much!

  548. Jessica S says:

    Love the idea of an Honest Toddler/Crappy baby convo! Very cute!

  549. Ethan B says:

    Given how much I like your stuff, if you really liked this book, I’ll probably like it too.

  550. Yoli Pe says:

    This looks really good! I can’t wait to read…

  551. Anne M says:

    Can’t wait to read this book!

  552. katie says:

    love both of your blogs!

  553. Charity says:

    Yay! I can finally comment! Love the Honest Toddler!

  554. Cristina A. says:

    love this!

  555. Miriam says:

    This looks hilarious! Kind of like Texts from Dog.

  556. Emily says:

    hope it’s as good as your book!

  557. brittany soule says:

    hi! I don’t have a tweeter :(

  558. Jen S. says:

    I want this book SO BAD!!!!!! Looks *almost* as hilarious as yours :)

  559. Murphy says:

    I totally watered down my kids’ juice!

  560. Anne says:

    So excited about my two favorite ‘kids’ teaming up…yah Crappy Baby and Honest Toddler!!

  561. Sarah B says:

    I would love to read this book. My litte one will be two in August so maybe I will finally get a chance to read something without being attacked by crying! or maybe not.. lol.

  562. Jennifer McGoff says:

    LOVE your blog & love Honest Toddler. Both crack me up – just what this mommy needs. :)

  563. Michelle D says:

    Bahaha. I love this blog so much. My husband and I both get a kick out of reading your posts. I cannot wait til my soft spoken 20 month old starts talking more. Oh boy. <3

  564. jenna says:

    hilarious, the honest toddler is very funny.

  565. Jessica says:

    LOVE the Honest Toddler! Hilarious :D

  566. Erin says:

    Pick me!

  567. Stephanie A says:

    I love both of your blogs!

  568. Michelle Taylor says:

    Sounds like the author has your sense of humor. I would love to read it!

  569. heather says:

    Love Honest Toddler!

  570. Nichole says:

    I love the Honest Toddler!

  571. Tracibub says:

    SO SO hoping to win this giveaway! I’ve been following Honest Toddler on Twitter for quite some time. Every single tweet is a classic!

  572. Jocelyn says:

    Thank you for the chance to win.

  573. christin says:

    thanks for the giveaway!

  574. Nayeli says:

    Honest todleer+Crappy baby=the perfect combo.

  575. Shannon says:

    We still think we are somehow related to you. Is there a snark gene? Plus, Honest Toddler YAYS!

  576. Starla B says:

    Oh my gosh, I love HT! Thank you so much for the chance to win!

  577. What a great giveaway – I love HT!!

  578. Diana G. says:

    My husband’s asking for gummy vitamins too! He was very happy when we saw the commercial of the new ones for adults… ;)

  579. Laura says:

    I love honest toddler!!

  580. Julia says:

    This sounds hilarious! Can’t wait to read it.

  581. Kim Hargis says:

    Commenting bc I. Already checked the box that said I commented. :) But really commenting cuz I LOVE Honest Toddler and will get the book regardless, but a free copy would be awesome!

  582. Sara B says:

    I love Honest Toddler and I’m glad your promoting the book. Two awesome Internet entities unite!

  583. Jessica says:

    Finally have some time to read again, would love to read this one!

  584. Myssie says:

    Honesty is the best policy after all!

  585. Amanda says:

    I love how it shows exactly how my toddlers think lol

  586. kim says:

    Love it!!

  587. Lisa says:

    Ok, I’m going to end up buying this if I don’t win, so please save me some money!!

  588. Shabnam says:

    Honest Toddler is ah-mazing! Loving the text message conversation.

  589. Alicia says:

    I love the honest toddler and hope my almost toddler speaks the same kind of truth.

  590. Amy says:

    This sounds like one I would enjoy reading.

  591. Lexie says:

    Love honest toddler! One of my favorite entries on her blog was when HT mom had a friend with a new baby visit.

  592. Jennifer says:

    Love all the giveaways! Thanks.

  593. Jenn says:

    I’ve been reading The Honest Toddler for a long time now and I’ve never fail laugh at a post.

  594. Rebecca says:

    Haha! “Circle one”.

  595. Emma Fiori says:

    I can’t wait to read this book! I hope I win! Thanks for sharing so many great parenting books (the kind that don’t give advice, but help me laugh at myself) =)

  596. Hollie says:

    I know there is a smile waiting every time I see your post come through my email!

  597. Emerald says:

    I’ve been DYING to get this book! The Honest Toddler twitter feed is hilarious!

  598. Tiana Morriss says:

    funny!!

  599. Jodi says:

    How Cute

  600. Lynnae says:

    Love me some HT!!! She’s always keepin it real.

  601. Jessica says:

    I love the Honest Toddler!Hon

  602. Elizabeth says:

    Text messages are so funny!

  603. Alicia Cortez says:

    crappy pics and honest toddler make me LOL!

  604. Mindi Limbaugh says:

    It’s my turn to win!! ;-)

  605. Cari R. says:

    Aww this is too cute!!! I’d love it!

  606. Amanda says:

    Love Honest Toddler! I really feel like it’s an insight into my 2 year old’s brain. This morning he woke up my husband by whispering in his ear, “Candy. Get it. Open it.” over and over. I feel like he might have learned that one from HT. :)

  607. Kristina Scott says:

    Wishing I had a twitter right now so I could have a better chance if winning!

  608. Caiti says:

    First time entering, long time reader! Love your site, please never stop. You help me remember that parenting two boys can be hilarious, too. :)

  609. Erica T. says:

    I’ve never heard of Honest Toddler before. I will definitely have to check it out.

  610. Tracy says:

    Would sure love to win this book! I need some laughs right about now. Thanks so much for the chance!!

  611. Nicole HQ says:

    ha, “following my husband around for two days reading him stuff and saying, “It’s brilliant!” over and over”… that’s exactly what I do!! The last book I did that with was The Etymologicon (seriously. Look on Amazon).

  612. KathleenMPH says:

    Love Honest Toddler, would love to win this book. Thanks!

  613. Beth says:

    My two favorite blogs, working together! Love it.

  614. Ashley P says:

    OMG! I never win anything!!! I’m so excited!

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