I'm going to geek out on you for a moment here over language stuff again.
Specifically over hybrid words or portmanteau words. Which is when you take two words and combine them into a new word. More linguistics geekery here on Wikipedia. (and the word "wikipedia" is itself a combo of wiki and encyclopedia! Yay!)
Crappy Boy is a master at them. I am not.
I try to make them, I really do, but mine are always contrived and forced. They are controrced. See? Sucktastic. <–Okay, that one was good, but I didn't coin it, it is even in the urban dictionary.
Here are my favorites of his…
When doing a magic trick:
When he is both thirsty and hungry:
In the tub with no oats in sight:
Admiring the torso of a robot toy:
Got one? And I don't just mean from your kids! Try to come up with one. Or share a favorite that you already know. I'm begging and pleading you. I'm plegging! Sigh, embarrassing.