Here are Crappy Boy's instructions for how to get something into a trash can.
Step1: Hold trash.
Step 2: Ignore the proximity to trash can. Offer trash to Crappy Mama.
Step 3: Crappy Mama will point at the trash can. Use this move to quickly insert trash in her outstretched hand.
Step 4: And then run.
Congratulations! You have disposed of trash!
(Please share with your children in case they have been doing this improperly. Children should never, ever, personally utilize a trash can. Well, unless they are taking stuff out of it.)