Okay, so this is in reference to the last post I wrote called How Kids Open A Jar. You will notice that there are five stages that kids go through, depending on their age.
These are the exact same five stages that I still go through. Only I’m really mature so I do all five with the same jar.
Sometimes I’ll slam a jar on the edge of the counter (ahem, no, that fight with a spaghetti sauce jar couldn’t possibly be why the tile is chipped in that one spot) or run it under hot water or use a towel or try to wedge a butter knife up under the lid. You know, just to loosen it up for Crappy Papa so he can look like a hero.
By the way Nutella® is a brilliant product. It is chocolate frosting wearing healthy nut butter clothes. Or maybe it is the other way around? I don’t know, but it sure tastes purdy in my mouth.
No, they didn’t send me cases of Nutella® to write these things. Does that happen? I have no connection to the brand other than that I recently bought some and ate it. I blame the internet and its hazelnut pushing ways.