We’re gearing up to do things totally unlike what is in that picture.
We don’t even have snow here. I just wanted to draw a snowman.
What we’ll actually be doing is biting the heads of gingerbread man cookies, drinking spiked eggnog and hanging out in front of our fireplace. We have parties to go to and people to see.
And since I’ll be on vacation for a bit, I’ll leave you with thisย video of Crappy Boy, circa December 2008. He was two. We added the subtitles back then for fun.
Eggnog is mentioned so it is holiday related. Or something.
I hope you have a wonderful rest of 2012. See you in 2013!
haha!! Love it!!
That is the cutest video!!! lmao
That just made my otherwise horrible morning. Thank you for sharing and Merry Christmas!
I laughed so hard I cried! Thanks for sharing! Merry Christmas and happy new year!
Too awesome. The breaks to kiss the camera are just icing on the cake. Merry Christmas, Happy New Year!
OMG, the “I voted” just killed me, I died laughing! This is so hilarious!
Me too!
“Mmmm yeah, I voted!” LOL
Same here! Brought tears to my eyes.
Yes! Best part ๐
LOL me too!
That made me laugh out loud, I wasn’t expecting it to be so adorably funny! Thank you for sharing it & happy holidays back.
My 2 year old daughter is in love with your son. We’ve now watched this 5 times. I’m about to get it for not starting it again already.
Hehehe! My two year old daughter is making me play it over and over again too. She’s keeps exclaiming, “That baby can talk and he’s SOOO cute!” What an adorable little man!
Lmao! Great song!
Absolutely hilarious! The subtitles definitely add that special touch! LMAO!
Omg he is too adorable for words
I have tears I’m laughing so hard!
oh, oh, oh CORN!
OMG that video is so cute!!
Oh wow, that’s FANTASTIC stuff… I have a 2yo & need to do that!!!
Oh, what a treat! Thank you! Have a great holiday xx
Omg that was hilarious and adorable!
Adorable! I about spit my water all over my iPod a couple times. Thanks for sharing! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
I’m impressed at your interpretation skills. I have no idea what my two-year old is saying most of the time.
We used a creative license with our interpretation skills.
Kinda like the guys at Bad Lip Reading. Amazing little guy you’ve got there. Happy Holidays!
I love bad lip reading!
Totally reminded me of Bad Lip Reading. Glad that Crappy Boy doesn’t write hate songs and that he’s a do-er. Good for him. ๐
LOL! I absolutely thought of “Bad Lip Reading” as well. Adorable!
Hysterical! This is like the political bad lip reading videos except he is saying crazy nonsense. I love it. My littlest is 2 now and the language development is thebest. Every day is talk like a pirate day!
Clearly, you guys were the original Bad Lip Reading.
We so totally were.
So cute! Makes me miss two!
Me too! He is so different now and grown up now, I can barely even remember that stage.
Am I suppose to recognize the song? lol But oh is he ever cute!!! I can’t wait for my little man to talk, he has to figure out the whole english/french thing so we still don’t have words and we’re pushing 12 months. I’m trying to remind myself it’s normal ๐
Pretty sure it is a Crappy Boy original song.
Oh & also normal!
Its totally normal, my daughter is almost 2 and doesn’t really have many words under her belt, or doesn’t talk as clearly as many children her age (She has never even said mum or mummy which makes me sad but oh well lol) But she has huge motor skills, and prefered to learn to crawl/walk/run/jump/do roly polys lol rather than sit down and read a book with us, its only in recent months she will do that. So I have to keep reminding myself that she may not be very advanced in talking but she is advanced in so many other things, and eventually she will catch up, even if its with a little help from a therapist lol
Most kids don’t say more than a few words by 12 months. My son only said 5 words until he was 2 1/2. By comparison my girls were early talkers and spoke quite well by 1 1/2. Any time in there is normal.
It’s normal. Same happened to me and now at 3 mine is a smart little chatterbox. I can’t get her to be quiet! ๐
Other people’s baby videos are a special kind of torture that should be used as an “enhanced interrogation technique” at Gitmo — except for this one, which is at the tippity-top of the awesome scale.
I think I the only response I can really give to that is: awwwwwww! Well, that’s not quite true, I can lol too.
Good lord that was impossibly cute! Love the kisses and the statement afterwards that he doesn’t like kiss, lol
Adorable! What a peanut!
Omg, SO cute!
Merry Christmas to you and your family. xox
What is with the corn? That made me LOL!
The corn actually has an explanation. He originally had a wooden ear of corn (play food) that he used as a microphone forever. He carried it everywhere. He had JUST gotten that real microphone as a gift for his 2nd birthday but he still called it “corn”. So when he accidentally hit it at the end, he was concerned and said “corn” meaning “microphone”.
Although just simply being passionate about corn is much funnier. So we can pretend that is what it was.
CORN! love it! so many uses for corn….
My son used to use one of my hair brushes for a microphone. It was one of those round ones with lots of bristles for blow drying hair – so I would only want to use it about once a week, which I invariably couldn’t as I couldn’t find it… but I can see how it looked like a microphone.
Merry Christmas Crappy Family!
(including both cats!)
I love the ending OH, OH, Corn. ๐
So, so cute!! I love it!! Merry Christmas!
OMG, so cute!! I’m so glad you shared!!!! Thank youuuu!! ๐
i just peed my pants. cutest. video. ever.
I will totally take some corn… yes. Too Cute!
Oh Oh.. my girl is in love…
so adorable!
my one year old dd is in love…
happy holidays!
Man, that is awesome!
All my two year old does is get naked and jump on the couch.
Naked couch jumping is underrated.
My twin sons are almost 7! I miss 2 and naked couch jumping. (now its gross I know too much) I have a 3 year old and 8 month old but daughters are totally different!! In a good way but I miss when the guys were little.
He’s a lover who does not write hate songs. Perfect! Too awesome!!
Omg! Too aborably cute! I might die of cute over here! Happy holidays!
I cannot crying. Read every comment, the laugh-induced tears simply will not stop. Haven’t laughed this hard in years. Ohmgod, now I think I’m crying for a completely different reason. Ohgod. Happy holidays!
SOOOOO cute. Our little guy is only 14 months and we still just hear mumbles…not actual works yet.
Adorable! He’s the whole package-looks, brains, and talent! Thanks for posting.
Supposedly I used to make songs up like that in the age before online video (and videocassettes and stuff). I could have been viral before I was old enough to read. But your boy is way cuter than I think I ever was. ๐ Happy Holidays!
I love it! Singing with passion! I loved the shaking head part about not writing songs. Lovely boy!
Can’t.Stop.Laughing.Tears.
I just made my coworker come to my desk and watch this! She loved it and doesn’t even have kids.
I felt like he was singing Up on the Rooftop perhaps?
Happy Holidays!
That video is too cute! Plus, I’m pretty sure that my 1 year old thinks that that is the best song in the world, lol! He heard Crappy Boy singing and hurried over to watch, then yelled at me to play it again 4 times, hehe.
Too funny, I’m in tears! (Love the subtitles!!)
Holy crap! That’s funny!!
My first thought when looking at your card was that you were in MN for the holidays ๐ Beheading gingerbread men sounds just as good though :)))
At first glance going through my newsfeed I thought “Awwww, crappy baby is out in the snow in just a diaper”… ๐ LOL!
Happy Holidays ๐
Mmmm yeah I voted! Soooo funny!! I had to watch this a couple of times.. too cute! Needed that laugh this morning!
Ok, this might be a dumb question: did he make that up on the fly??? At first I was really impressed that he could memorize this song and then I heard him say ‘I don’t memorize no songs’. Either way, it’s genius and I think any gangsta rap artist would hite him in a fast minute to bust some free styles! More!!!
Yes, it was just a string of randomness. He often made up “songs” like that. Still does, though now they rhyme and make sense!
I’m so glad he doesn’t write hate songs! So many toddlers have that bad habbit these days!
Adorable! He already has my 3yr old as his fan : )
Awesome … one more reason I want to party with you guys!
My two are just 5months away from this stage. I don’t want to wish their little lives away – but if that vid is anything to go by, I cannot wait!!
Hehe cute – have a great Christmas!!!
Thank you to you and your family for being a regular source of joy and laughter to a whole buncha strangers! Merry Christmas!
Like a bad fan, I wasn’t going to watch until I saw all the comments lauding the adorableness. You guys did not lead me astray! Happy holidays Amber and Crappy Family!
L-O-L!!! OMG He’s so funny! Loved this because he’s just adorable. What did he vote on? His right to have apple juice at 4 p.m.? hehe So sweet!
OMG SO CUTE!!!! I love the subtitles too btw. Awesome interpretation work. I have no idea what my little Elijah says at all yet lol
lol so cute! loved the kisses (that he hates??!!) hahaha
Here’s a little bit of surreal… my 1 year old started dancing to Crappy Boys song. He totally gets it.
Love it, and my girls loved it too. Happy holidays to your family.
hahahaha! Corn!
Exactly.
I love the kisses. Merry Holidays!
LOVE the, “oh oh corn” part! HAHAHA
OMG that is just magnificent….and on the plus side you have the entertainment for his 21st birthday sorted!!!!
Merry Christmas to you and your family!! Thank you for a year of great laughs and ongoing sanity-checks
lol so stinkin cute!
“I voted” HAHAHAHA! Good for you!! ๐ That was great! Corn tops the cake for sure!! I LOVE IT!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and your crappy family! ๐
SO adorable and hilarious!!! Funny, we are just now going through some old videos too, and can’t believe how much time has gone by. It’s just amazing how fast this whole childhood thing goes… everyone was right. Long days, fast years. That’s how I see it anyway!
ohmygoodness that was the funniest thing I have seen in a long time! Thanks for posting that!
That’s so cute! “I don’t ride the moon, I just read.” is my new favorite sentence!
omg… I laughed so hard, a little pee came out.
guess we know what that means!! http://crappypictures.com/i-wonder-what-would-happen/ ๐
“corn” made me lol bigtime
Brilliant. Have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year and any other holiday you might celebrate.
So adorable! Lol, my 5-month-old is mesmerized by this video!
Ha! My favorite was also the ..oh..oh..corn
Too cute!
Oh man! My little guy doesn’t make up songs, that is too too cute.
We did make gingerbread and he was a straight thief stealing legs, arms, and heads from the uncooked gingerbread boys any time I moved or turned away. When it was time to finally eat them, he carried his around for an hour, slowly nibbling.
Amazing! where can I buy the single? When is the album coming out?
that was awesome! My son was not speaking at that age so it’s just amazing for me to watch a young little person sing and speak the words so well!
Awesome.
Seriously, could he get any cuter???
That video must be played at his wedding and high school graduation party and every one of his teenage birthdays and really, whenever there are people in your house!
Hahahahaha! OMG he is so cute!! Thanks for the laugh. ๐
Thank you for sharing and I hope you all have a wonderful Holiday!!
Too funny. Oh, and just so you know . . . I voted too!
Loved this!! Are those kisses (kissing sounds) he’s making between the “verses?” Too cute!!
I just want to watch this over and over, again and again. Thank you for all the laughter your blog brings me. Merry Christmas.
He is so creative. I love his lyrics.
fabulous video, merci
That.was.awesome!! Oh I just loved it!! Corn! oh corn!! I voted! Just loved it!
That is THE cutest and funniest kid video I have seen in a long long time. lol
Love the holiday picture and cutest video/song ever!
That was awesome!
Thanks for all the laughs of 2012 and may you and your family have a wonderful 2013.
Merry Christmas!
SO super funny!
Oh. My. God. Cuteness overload! That totally made my night, thank you <3 Have a wonderfully crappy holiday!!
omigod. So freaking adorable. The subtitles make it. Thank you for brightening my day!
OH! And forgot to add! Merry Crappy Christmas!!!
Happy holidays to you and your lovely/ crazy family. Hope your 2013 is amazing! Corn!
Tears are streaming down my face! Too precious!
So complete impressed with his mad creative skills!! That brain is gonna support you later in life! Keep up the positive reinforcement!
My 20 month old kisses the computer when Crappy Boy kisses the camera. I think she’s in love.
Best song EVER!!!!~ ^_^
My 2 year old recently started singing nonsense songs like this. I should so add subtitles!
Best. Song. EVER!!!
favorite line… “Oh, Oh, Oh, Corn”
awesome video! I can’t believe he did that on the fly! and he has so many words. my daughter is 26 months and sings a lot but a lot of nonsense.
still, the most impressive part? how YOU didn’t laugh throughout the whole thing. I don’t think I would have been able to contain myself during all that cuteness! bravo!
OMG you don’t even know how bad I needed that loud ass belly laugh today! Crappy boy is totally adorbs with his mid-verse kisses. The subtitles rock!
That is the BEST crappy song I have ever heard, and I love you for sharing!!. love, love, love.
That. Was. Awesome. Makes me want to put a camera on my youngest (who just turned two) when she’s jabbering away “singing” and then try to interpret the lyrics like you did. Awesome sauce.
That is so full of awesome…
He is so freaking adorable!!!! “Corn” LMAO. I love the kisses too. So sweet.
My 21 month old tried to sing along and kept asking to see it again. I’m not quite sure if “thanks” is the right thing to say, but I’ll say it anyway.
I’m late to the party, but it’s kind of like discovering a TV show you love that has already been out for a few seasons. You get to enjoy the reruns en mass, and it’s actually quite glorious.
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Corn
This video is so great that – just to avoid actually exploding – I had to sit there going “YEAH, OKAY, but I seem to have heard something about a circular thingie that you interrogated your mother about whether it looked like a pirate sword or not, and THEN I do believe you FLANG it in her FACE”.
I mean, I literally did that. Tried to talk myself down from being overcome by adoration of Crappy Boy and his song. I think the uber-expressive Joe-Cocker-ness of it is what slew me most – the eloquent head-shake of “I don’t write songs”.
Also, dude, hog all the gorgeous eyebrows, why not!!
So adorable! “Oh, oh, oh, corn”. My favorite lyric. =D