I guest posted a couple places this last week. Where I post. As a guest.
When I do this, it doesn’t mean I don’t love you. I’ll still post my usual twice a week. (Or more. Been trying to shoot for THREE whole posts a week but then life keeps getting the way.)
First up is my post on Aiming Low: What to Do When You Disagree With a Blog Post. It isn’t about parenting and I say the word ‘asshole’ in it so you probably shouldn’t read it.
Last up is my post on What to Expect: The Most Annoying Pregnancy Weight Conversation where I talk about a conversation that happened at my baby shower. It most certainly wasn’t the rudest comment I ever received during pregnancy though. (Also, I didn’t write “What’s the rudest pregnancy comment you ever got?” at the end of the article, they added it in. So if that sounds weird to you like it does to me then it is because you so totally know me, man!)
This is what happened when Crappy Baby told me what to draw just now:
“Mama? Draw a blue guy. A bad guy. With green eyes. Make his mouth angry. NO! I don’t want a body! Just two legs right there and there! And put the arms there. And now he needs a little hat. Red. And holding a pirate sword. And a slice of salami. And make him be pooping. Okay, now he is done!”
Then Crappy Boy walked over and said, “HE IS AWESOME! Can I make a bad guy?”