A new terrible three phase has emerged in Crappy Baby.
Yeah, because that makes sense.
We’ve also started seeing familiar classics such as “I’m hungry but I CAN’T eat!” and “I want to go but I CAN’T go!” and more. Any two opposing choices = potential short circuit.
We didn’t see this lovely stage until age four with Crappy Boy so why the hell is he pulling this shit early?
Just precocious I guess.
Course this will mean he’ll grow out of it earlier. Right? Am I right? Just lie and say I’m right.