It is Friday already and all I have to show for it is Farkles the Unicorn.
But at least you now know where sparkles come from. I was surprised too.
Don’t worry, they are unscented.
By the way, “Farkles the Unicorn” was inspired by a comment by Laurie who wrote that her friend’s granddaughter calls glitter, ‘farkles’. Then I said some stuff about sparkle farting unicorns and couldn’t get the idea of Farkles the Unicorn out of my head. He’s been frolicking around in there for weeks, glittering up the place. He talks to me. Sings songs even. He also tells me elaborate stories about embarrassing situations he has been in. He is greatly misunderstood. Sigh.
Oh and several people commented on this glitter post about those pills that make you poop gold. So while you can’t make farkles (unicorns only) you can make sharkles. For only $425 a pill. I can’t wait! After I win the lottery and I’m filthy rich I will totally still not buy those.